Prime example...Bella is about to be crushed by the van, in steps Edward. Seriously, why are real people not able to do this?
Meet Jacob--the 16 year old that I previously referred to. He starts out with like a 5 minute role in the first book. By the second book, we know his entire life story and how much he loves Bella. Poor Jake.
Oh the meadow...The meadow appears several times throughout the book, and it makes you wish that everyone laid in wildflowers and sparkled in the sun. Unfortunately, I live in Florida and fire ants suck. So I don't lay in meadows. Or sit on the grass. Ever.
This is some of the sparkly I was referring to. I know what you are thinking--skinny white guy with no shirt on---how attractive. I guarantee you will feel differently when you read the books. Unless you are my aunt Pat, in which case you probably stopped reading after the first line.
So let's recap:
1. Twilight is the most amazing book to ever be written. Followed by New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn.
2. It sucks that vampires don't exist in real life
3. These books have the power to take over your entire life...no lie
4. If you haven't read the books, close your laptop and go to the library. Or go to www.readanybook.com. See how easy, you don't even have to get up.
So there's another one of my secrets. I am a complete twi-hard. And I love sparkly vampires. True story.
I hope everyone is having a great week so far...and guess what, 3 day weekend coming up!!!!